Clock

Clock Jokes

Big Ben

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

Bedtime

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

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  • Time

    I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

    Midnight

    It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

    Time

    Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

    Time

    What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

    He goes back "four" seconds!

    Mother

    How did the digital clock show off to its mother?

    Look, Ma, no hands!

    Time

    How do you kill time?

    Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.

    Kill

    What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.

    Time

    What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!

    Time

    I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"

    Emo

    Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?

    So he could wake up inside.

    Mouse

    Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

    He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.