In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes
Why did the clock went out to the gazebo? To spend some time out .
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
What time eeeeeee
one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very... TIME CONSUMING
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.
how to make time fly
answer throw a clock out of the window
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
Tik Tok.
I don't have time to write this joke.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream 😱
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the boy shoot the clock
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
Guys to Wind The Clock up
