At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What time eeeeeee?
