It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
What time is it when when a nurse 👩⚕️ s
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
In Africa, in every 60 seconds,... a minute passes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
What time eeeeeee
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
