Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming

I would tell you a joke about a clock but it’s a wast of time 😄😄

Why did the boy shoot the clock

What do you call a clock on a belt

A Waist of Time

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Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand. Moments after I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

At work: Hey guys I’m gonna arnold clock out now.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄

Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.

My friend says, “Time flies when having fun,” so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Guys to Wind The Clock up

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Arnold Clock the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall

The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife

What do you say to a clock

What time is it?

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