Clinic

Clinic jokes

Doctor

I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Grandma

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

Doctor

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

Dentist

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"

Memes

Abortion clinic

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?

"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"

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  • Abortion clinic

    Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

    Doctor

    Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?

    Doctor: Yep.

    Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.

    Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.

    Mama

    Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

    Doctor

    A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

    Restaurant

    If someone calls you, just say:

    "This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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  • Abortion clinic

    Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

    The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • Abortion

    Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.