Clinic Jokes

I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test

I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!

why did the ball person go to the docter

He was kicked in the balls

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

Why did the doctor get mad

Because he was losing he's patients

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam? Doctor: Yep. Male Patient: Ok im ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger. Doctor: Yep, and im not even a doctor.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.

Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce

if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce

What another name for an Abortion?

Canceling your delivery.

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