Clinic

Clinic Jokes

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse, the fact I was fucking out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

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Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

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when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?

So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.