Cliff Jokes

Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I'm sorry...No I'm not)

I like this Russian girl but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka

Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

U get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff

When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL

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IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse "why did I do that," then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)

I love Jumping off Cliffs

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.

I wanted to fall of a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliff near my house.

my friend said she was tired of seeing me every day. so i pushed her off the side of a cliff.

Hola soy Dora do you see the Cliff. Say backpack. Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff you will not peek. Did you just peek. Close your eyes. You silly goose. The end