Cliff Jokes

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny..... fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

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What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?

They both leave you Hanging

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Why did the cliff feel offended? Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life. (I'm sorry...No I'm not)

When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense

did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff

Chocolate drops

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL

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IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse "why did I do that," then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs ha ha!

I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger

i will all ways remember my granpas last words after robing a bank O SHIT THE PIGS ARE CACHING UP but the cops did not kill him he drove full speed of a cliff