Class jokes

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Why does the emo kid skip class?

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

I for the class?

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.