Class jokes

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Why does the emo kid skip class?

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

I for the class?

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.