Class jokes
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
That's my one teacher 24/7💀
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
I for the class?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.