Class jokes

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

A kid walks into the classroom on time.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.

And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.