I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
the smartest kid in my class say is-land insted of il-and
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching
why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
If a Sped is late for class is it wrong to call them tardy
I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
why does the emo kid skip class
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
