Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching
If a Sped is late for class is it wrong to call them tardy
why don't headless people have a head in class?
because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
We where watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said "Man they are really bad at Jenga"
I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
the smartest kid in my class say is-land insted of il-and
When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
I for the class?
