Class Jokes

a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?

me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

When your whatching a 9/11 documemtry that one kid in your class finds the 97th jenga block ands knocks it down

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

does anyone go to eagle high school? tell me what classes from 1st period to 4th period if you do go to eagle high school.

why is their a middle school Beacause the kids that go their are middle class familys

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground

IFor the class

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME

one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"

why does the emo kid skip class

Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favourite teacher. One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas. The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas? Johnny Relied. Sorry miss my rabbit died.

When your mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone good times