Why can't New your city play chess???
Because they lost 2 towers
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
