City

City jokes

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.