The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
