City jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!