Christian Jokes

Anonymous

Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can’t do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can’t do that.

Anus McDickNuggets

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”

Jack takacs
in JFK

What’s Christian and holey?

JFK

igloo and you
in Religion

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?

Abd
in Jesus

According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER

Kitten

hey gwen… I had a freind named gwen in preschool. The preschool was cascade christian and in washington (wich is close to oragan, I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot but I think you might be the same gwen. if not, ok.

THENAMESCHARLESMUNTHS

what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.

The_Hagseed
in Priest

One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens!!!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

The_Hagseed
in Jesus

One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens!!!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

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Anonymous
in Adult

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary

Anonymous
in Homophobe

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a christian nationalist he gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation

Tyga254idgaf

Whats the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

Atleast a Christian kneels on church

Love to liv❤️

Gwen is a liar she said she is a Christian and then is saying bad bad bad bad words shame on you Qwen LIAR 🤥

Ello

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go! If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder) will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian? That was my brain teaser for you guys! make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!! :)

Jcy
in Bad

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Prometheus
in Sexuality

Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.