Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
