Mousse jokes
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.