Mousse jokes
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.