Mousse jokes
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
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I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
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What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!