Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip?? A"plick".
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Your soo fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!!!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
What do you call a Chinese car thief? Tommy Tookamota
why are there no guns in China? They might do some ting Wong!
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom
I know a Chinese joy rider Tommy Tookamotor
I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
