Children jokes
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
F in orphan means family.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Orphans are lonely.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!