What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
why can you bully orphans? what are they gonna do tell there parents. oh wait they got no parents
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
