Children jokes
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.