why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
why are orphans sad when playing roblox?
there isnt any parents on roblox
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.
Why do a orphan starts with an "O" because they Only see there parents in their dream.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
why dont orphans care if they get in trouble, cant call their parents
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
how do you make an orphans hands bleed make it clap until it's parents come home
