Children jokes
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Memes
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.