Children jokes
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.