What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Children Jokes
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When the school lets you near children again...
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
