Children jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Memes
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What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
F in orphan means family.
Orphans are lonely.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.