Children jokes

F in orphan means family.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Children are like farts.

You can only tolerate your own.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half off!

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“Because they always wanted a daddy.”

Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

Cocomelon.