Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When the school lets you near children again...
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
