Children jokes
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Orphans are lonely.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.