Children

Children jokes

Vanilla

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

Memes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Orphan

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“Because they always wanted a daddy.”

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  • Orphan

    Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?

    Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.

    Orphan

    Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.

    Pig

    I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

    She started crying.

    Stripper

    How do men like their women? Striped.

    How does a priest like their children? Clean.

    Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

    What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

    Neverland Ranch

    Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?

    Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.

    Michael Jackson

    What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

    They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.