Children jokes

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

F in orphan means family.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

Orphans are lonely.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.