Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said "you know you wanna"
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress they had some fun
But silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............
What goes up and down and needs two people? A seesaw
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children they want a family
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
