Children jokes
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Orphans are lonely.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
F in orphan means family.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.