Children jokes
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Memes
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What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Cocomelon.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When the school lets you near children again...
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.