What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What do you call gay parents. poly,
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
