I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
what was the orphans name jake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
F in orphan means family
Why did the orphan go to the playground? To see if it could find it's parents
Im not a robot but orphans are
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
