What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What do you call gay parents. poly,
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
