Children

Children jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.