Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
why are orphans bad at baseball they dont have a homeplate
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
why can orphans travel so much?
they don't get homesick
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
Why cant Orphans breath, they are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
somebody shouts "fire!"
man1 - get the children out man2 - f*** the children man3 - we dont have time
