Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
stop telling orphan jokes before they tell there parents o wait they dont have any please continue
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
so imagine bulling an orphan so bad they cry and then you say "what are you gonna do tell your parents?"
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
