Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?π€£
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."