Child jokes
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.