Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Child Jokes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
