Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
bowling is like child support .balls
yo bloon.. what bitch where the fuck my child support camo bloon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
What is a orphans favorite 🎥🍿 Home alone
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds? That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
tell an orphan: if u got no parents clap your hands
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
