Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball ................ because he couldn't find home !!!
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage He should just go to his mom and dad
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
