What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Y can't a orphan read He couldn't go to school without a parents signature
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.
What are orphans least favorite movie
The promised never land
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
