Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment š±
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
The only person Iād have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldnāt find any
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: āASPERGERāSā
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
Why did the monster š§āāļø put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. š„š
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
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