Chef jokes
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."