Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
