Chef jokes
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.