Chef

Chef Jokes

Dinner

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the beet!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Oven

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Chicken

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

Egg

Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

Restaurant

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

Steak

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

Artist

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Skill

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.