Cheetah jokes
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A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What do cheetahs do when they get a test?
They cheat!!!
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.