Cheetah jokes
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Vaseline
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
You guys are crazy!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
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