Vaseline
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
why did the cheetah go to school to be a cheetah.
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
You guys are crazy!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
How does the cheetah in every race
It’s always a cheetah
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
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This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
