Cheetah jokes
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Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
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it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
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Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
"Me so cutie right?"
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!