Cheetah

Cheetah jokes

Spot

  • Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

    Because they don't have them on the inside.

    Bath

  • What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

    The cheetah became spotless!

    Lava

  • "Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

    Race

  • I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.