Cheetah

Cheetah Jokes

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)