Cheetah jokes
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Suck my cheetah.