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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
why do cheetahs have spots? Chickenpox!
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Cheetah cheetah!
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
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What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
