Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Cheetah Jokes
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Travis has baby hands.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Penis.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
