Cheese jokes
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
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How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
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You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!