I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
Silly joke ! Where’s my natcho YOU have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
#DadJoke Knock,Knock Who's there? Nacho Nacho who? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
monkey eats cheese he was lactoseintolarent
