Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese