Cheese jokes
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.