Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party
The invitation
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
