Grating

Grating Jokes

Cheese

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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  • Banana Peel

    Be grateful:

    You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

    Carrot

    Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:

    "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"

    Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"

    Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."

    Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."

    Friend

    To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

    Trump

    Trump should be grateful for DEI.

    How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

    Cheese

    My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

    The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.