Grating jokes
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Memes
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Community
Dick cheese is such a delectable cuisine. I just had pasta with dick cheese sauce and grated dick cheese. YUM.
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it? You mean like human flesh? Eh, sort of It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with A billion needy faces I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life I might have to be ready for this Ready to be the one who's leading from the front Gotta come into my own Gotta come into my throne… Read more
It is grateful day today lol