What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.