what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
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The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
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My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
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Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
