3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
Think like a proton- stay positive!
i charge 50 bucks a suck
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
A nucleus walked into a bar, he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
