when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
Think like a proton- stay positive!
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
i charge 50 bucks a suck
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
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