Charge jokes
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
When I was acting up, my mother used to tell me, "I brought you into this world, and I will take you out. I gave you life, and I can also take it." So my son was acting up and talking back to me. Now I'm being charged with murder. I don't understand. I thought it was okay to kill your own kids.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
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I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY CROMBOOK LAST NIGHT
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