Chair jokes

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

You sat on a chair with Uranus.

"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.

He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.

Best website ever 4 chair.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.