How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair
stan says shut the fuck up or sit your ass down on that bitch chair
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!” The Teacher fainted.
When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
chairing is caring folks
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
