What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Cereal Jokes
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
