Cereal jokes

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"