Cereal jokes

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"