Cereal jokes
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
ummmm
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when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
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