Cereal jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...