Cereal jokes

What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?

Because it’s the only magical string in his life.

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.

What cereal do I eat?

Captain Bolts.

I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!