Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal
It says family size
cornn flaek.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
