Cereal jokes

I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.

I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"

What did the dumb kid call ratios?

A type of cereal.

10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.

Rabbit poop is cereal.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

What cereal do I eat?

Captain Bolts.

What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops.

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!