Cereal jokes
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.