Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Cereal Jokes
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
bro
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Whatโs an orphanโs favorite cereal?
Because itโs the only magical string in his life.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Whatโs the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
