Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
poop of rabbits is cereal
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
why do orphin's have water with there ceral because the dad never came back with the milk
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife, what she was doing, she said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle, it's supposed to be a tiger but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "honey those are frosted flakes."
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
What do orphans eat for breakfast
Daddy.o's
