Cereal jokes
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Corn flake.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.