Cereal jokes
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Corn flake.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!