What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Corn flake.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
