Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
sometimes i get jealous when i see a gravestone
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
I put the fun in funeral
- cemeteries are so popular! People are like...dying to get there
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
why are orphans funerals so small? they have no loved ones
