A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
