Celestial Body jokes
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Every moon has a silver lining.
Uranus is huge.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."