Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
