Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
