Celestial Body jokes
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.