What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
Why wasn’t the moon 🌕 hungry?
Because it was full!
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
