Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Celestial Body Jokes
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."