Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
