Celestial Body

Celestial Body jokes

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."