Celestial Body jokes
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)