Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
