Celestial Body jokes
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.