Celestial Body jokes
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Uranus is huge.