Celestial Body jokes
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Every moon has a silver lining.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Henry is in Uranus.