Celestial Body jokes
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.