Celestial Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Henry is in Uranus.
Uranus has 27 moons.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Why does the Sun go to school?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
