Celestial Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Every moon has a silver lining.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Why does the Sun go to school?
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Henry is in Uranus.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!