What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Ariana Grande
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
