Celebrity jokes
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Cardi B has very long nails.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?