When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
da baby
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
