Why didn't the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
Your mom’s so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
why cant orphans work at S.C. johnson......... cause its a famliy company.......
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
Im lonely but all i have is my Cheeseburger but what is the matter of liveing if you only have one thing... but a Cheeseburger is ALL YOU NEED CAUSE IT HAS 1000000000000 BUCKS MAN SO I CANT JUST TAKE IT AND SPEND IT WHERE EVERY I WANT.
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
When a person went to a restaurant they died once they were in 3 people were a suspect 2was suspected cause she served the food”turns out it was the food
“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”
if 789 why was ten scared? ...... be cause he was between 911
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims cause they went through 80 story’s in 10 seconds 😂
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
What’s another name for a cow? You.. cause your fat.
